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| Poem for a Prince |
I often go around the woods kissing frogs and trying to find my prince. Here is my poem for the frog: A frog says "ribbit" And pees on your hand He lives in the ditches Of every sweat gland He'll give you warts And sit there all day He never works But he'll always play He'll hip-hop all night Through every bar in town And if you'll notice He never wears a frown If you find a cool frog And kiss his small back If he doesn't turn into a prince You can squish him with a tack. | ||||||||||||||||
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The joys of the Jet Ski Go far beyond the speed It goes to the power And pleasure and need For gas money and oil The little one begs And all for the feel of The power between her legs Bouncing and playing All the day through And, if you are nice, She will share this with you The power is great And the lure is strong To speed up the lake And bounce right along So you see that the pleasures Come not just from speed But from power and pleasure From fun and from need. | Poem for a Jet Skier | ||||||||||||||||
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| Poem for a Seal |
He has a black nose And a big fuzzy butt He lives by the ocean But not in a hut He goes "arf arf arf arf" All the day through And if you're not careful He'll "arf arf" at you His big puppy eyes Will beg you for fish But don't you believe him! Don't grant him his wish He's born from a butt And not from an egg And you know he would never Chew off your leg The seal is so pretty In fur he is coated But when he eats fish He gets really bloated He has nothing for gas He depends on the snow This cools down his stomach To help him not blow Despite all his problems He's really a nut With a little black nose And a big fuzzy butt. | ||||||||||||||||
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